Lovisa: Mum, if you would eat poop then you would be upset and start to cry.
Me: Yes, I would definitely not be very happy. But why would I eat poop, that's disgusting! Did you ever eat poop?
Lovisa: Yes, from my butt.
Me: Really?!? Ehhh... That's disgusting! You know you could get sick in your stomach if you eat that?
Lovisa: Ha, ha, ha! I know - it's groose! You shouldn't eat poop! Ha, ha, ha!
I didn't really know how to react... I mean, it makes me sick to think that she actually tasted her own shit but on the other hand there are a lot of things she could eat that's way worse than that... And hopefully she didn't really eat it but just wanted to see how I reacted... Hopefully...
If you don't try you don't know how it tastes...
Well, on the other hand it's as grose to eat the bugger in the nose. Which I guess she does too? :)
ReplyDeleteOh yes, those buggers are particularly tasty ;)!
ReplyDeletei would gladly stick my tongue in her ass
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